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2. a short explosive spitting or choking noise
3. what happens in your pants when you read this blog
Thursday, July 10, 2008
CRAZY LADY OF THE WEEK
New York, What a town! So much to see and do... so much culture and entertainment... amazing restaurants and shopping and so many gorgeous and interesting people! It is also, to my utmost delight, the crazy lady capital of the world.
Exhibit A:
I'm guessing this was on the 456, going uptown, 1 in the morn. Call it a hunch. I'm also guessing that this was crack-related crazy... based completely on the fact that her tone is shockingly reminiscent of a cracked-out Whitney Houston.
OMFG! I TOTALLY LOVE HARVARD SAILING TEAM AND SO DO YOU!
HST is not a sailing team, but a NYC-based sketch comedy group that makes me jizz my pants with joy and laughter. I just came across this video tonight and laughed my ass off and felt the need to share it with the people. (That's my friend Jen with the bounty of curls and the snotrag. She's a regular riot.)
They have a bunch of great vids on their website. They also just filmed a series for Sesame Street which starts airing some time in the fall... tres exciting.
You can see their live shows (next time you're in NYC) at The People's Improv Theater, 154 W. 29th Street (between 6th + 7th Avenue) in midtown Manhattan. Tix are a measly $8 and you can check out www.thepit-nyc.com to buy them in advance.
My friend Lauren and I were recently discussing getting random weird junk email and how, often times, said junk mail will contain a splattering of odd nonsensical insanity. We spent about 20 min chattin online, coming up with the most random spamliners we could, giggling our butts off. I am an avid fan of Gmail, and have been using it as my email server for a few years now. I have never had a spam in my main Gmail inbox... it was always sent to my spam box, until tonight. I was disappointed until I opened it and was delighted to read its insane and hilarious contents (favorite bits in red):
-- Accomplish it with the aid of my penances.' the these vehicles with that wealth and once more celestials and which existeth not in the world the rifles spat flame into the deepening dusk wounded, angry, leaving the boy with an irreconciliable having beheld that excellent lord of all waters than by the words, that eveena asked and i gave and water and pebbles and leaves and flowers and at rome and send the work to varro, should it a woman crying outside a little while ago. i don't imagined, for their plans so persistently to miscarrybut concealed, it is certain to increase. Having committed.
Oh you spammers with your funny language. Let me try and speak in your wobbly tongue...I'll give it my best shot:
Dare you take my dart, blithering days just for that sent to my hand. Karen called, cherry lakes are misgiving frequently and nepal. Pack and soliloquy may fortitude like iron little is it my for yours to give giving.
I originally wrote about Juvelen back in my 2007 Top of the Pops post. With his general laissez-faire look, his penchant for blatant and unapologetic pop and his overall charisma and charm, he made an instant fan out of me. I've just discovered his video for his song 'Don't Mess' and I really wanted to share it with all of you. Come with me and let's indulge in all it's DIY, poorly-lighted, hilariously-choreographed, stop-time and sexy glory.
Another new column! NSFW is exactly that...videos that are NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK; i.e. containing sex, nudity, violence, cursing, and anything else you'd find on late night HBO. I mean, honestly it's up to you. If you are a daredevil, then go for the gold. I've deffo done my share of looking for celeb peen pics on the company dime. I even know a girl who masturbates in her cubicle at my current place of employment. GASP(!) I know, but she needs to do it or she explodes by 3:15.
Of course, in true fashion, I must start off with a BANG! A delightfully creepy yet hilarious jerk-off porn!
Albeit from the odd musical accompaniment and unfortunately small wiener, everything in the vid starts off normal enough. Well I guess it's not totally normal what with the weird close up, the outdated "blinds" transition, the way he hops on the bed like a rabid animal... I mean, ultimately the dude is just making an amateur jerk-off porn with a funny hat on... But then everything shifts and goes terribly wrong. CLASSIC ENTERTAINMENT. This shit is creepier than my last 'Crazy Lady of the Week' clip and, of course, is NSFW! Enjoy pervs and non-pervs alike!
