NSFW

Another new column! NSFW is exactly that...videos that are NOT SUITABLE FOR WORK; i.e. containing sex, nudity, violence, cursing, and anything else you'd find on late night HBO. I mean, honestly it's up to you. If you are a daredevil, then go for the gold. I've deffo done my share of looking for celeb peen pics on the company dime. I even know a girl who masturbates in her cubicle at my current place of employment. GASP(!) I know, but she needs to do it or she explodes by 3:15.

Of course, in true fashion, I must start off with a BANG! A delightfully creepy yet hilarious jerk-off porn!

Albeit from the odd musical accompaniment and unfortunately small wiener, everything in the vid starts off normal enough. Well I guess it's not totally normal what with the weird close up, the outdated "blinds" transition, the way he hops on the bed like a rabid animal... I mean, ultimately the dude is just making an amateur jerk-off porn with a funny hat on... But then everything shifts and goes terribly wrong. CLASSIC ENTERTAINMENT. This shit is creepier than my last 'Crazy Lady of the Week' clip and, of course, is NSFW! Enjoy pervs and non-pervs alike!