Tuesday, October 28, 2008

WHAT-WHAT IN DONNIE DAVIES BUTT

I felt the need to post this not only because it is HILARIOUS but also because I feel as though I have a social obligation to comment on it. There is a lot of controversy over whether or not this dude is for real and actually a chunky, pink-shirt wearin', tulip carryin', Wicked ticket-holdin' closeted VP of the Cher fan club who is so afraid of himself that he has taken to some serious bullshit mudslinging, or if this is some kind of elaborate viral marketing scheme. Either way it is bloody entertaining.



I secretly hope that this IS for real as I feel that this sad display of homophobic frippery is all the vindication that the entire LGBT community needs. Check out his CRAYCRAY MAGEE ministries website, too. If this IS a joke, even though aspects of it are in bad taste, I think it is semi-brill.

Alas, judging by this show poster that is posted on his band EVENING SERVICE's website, I'm guessing it's all a farce a la that of the late great Eurovision contestant farce-cum-europopstar SILVIA NIGHT. Talk about a great trick!

Ah why not a little SILVIA, for old time's sake!







And as if that all wasnt gay enough, I still feel the need to post the next video to balance out the Donnie Davies madness from earlier.



AHHHHHHHHHH. MUCH better.

Monday, October 27, 2008

SARAH PALIN EATS SQUIRREL MELTS.



Squirrel Melts.... You MUST try them.

I, of course, have to make a few comments on this one:

#1 - I'll tell you where your second safety is you crazy bitch.
#2 - HUNTRESS. WHERE THE FUCK DO THEY AIR THIS SHOW?
#3 - Why is your voice so shaky, Heidi? "A niiiice, youuung, tender squiirrrrrel." Sad day.
#4 - No, Heidi... the skinned squirrel is NOT "kinda cute".
#5 - ...And I'm not putting his "little tender butt" anywhere NEAR my FUCKING STOVETOP.
#6 - I DO know how SQUIRRELS like NUTS. CHRIST I don't even know where to start.
#7 - Tailgate party
#8 - (2:10) Don't look at me like that, Heidi.

Saturday, October 25, 2008

E=MC VAGINA



***Thanks to Laura for showing me this delightful Gem =)

Thursday, October 23, 2008

I LOVE THIS WOMAN WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING



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