SARAH PALIN EATS SQUIRREL MELTS.



Squirrel Melts.... You MUST try them.

I, of course, have to make a few comments on this one:

#1 - I'll tell you where your second safety is you crazy bitch.
#2 - HUNTRESS. WHERE THE FUCK DO THEY AIR THIS SHOW?
#3 - Why is your voice so shaky, Heidi? "A niiiice, youuung, tender squiirrrrrel." Sad day.
#4 - No, Heidi... the skinned squirrel is NOT "kinda cute".
#5 - ...And I'm not putting his "little tender butt" anywhere NEAR my FUCKING STOVETOP.
#6 - I DO know how SQUIRRELS like NUTS. CHRIST I don't even know where to start.
#7 - Tailgate party
#8 - (2:10) Don't look at me like that, Heidi.