I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU

PLEASE enjoy Kylie's brand new video for her track 'THE ONE' off of her album 'X'.



How refreshingly awesome is this shit?!

A "MUCH-NEEDED" BRITNEY SPEARS UPDATE

Well, it looks like Brit is clawing her way back to successville... and it seems that most everyone is rooting for her. (I've said time and time again that the only thing people like more than seeing a bitch fall from her proverbial pedestal, is watching her claw her way back to the top.) I've been hearing through the grapevine that the promos she has been shooting with MTV are not her in a guest ad-spot, but are being shot because she and Russell Brand will be CO-HOSTING the VMAs together. Crazytown 2008. I hope that she can handle that shit. I hope that she performs too! Whether or not she nails it, it is something to look forward to on the VMAs... Below is a picture of a much healthier-looking Brit and Russell on the set of the VMA promo shoot.



I love the 900-lb elephant in the room too. Nice touch, Viacom. WTF is Brit wearing? It looks like a fucking Madonna hand-me-down. You're not 80, Brit. It's ok to show a little T&A. Oh no... she better not be going all matronly Madonna-style now. Her hair looks nice, though. She doesn't look mentally handicapped anymore... I suppose that's a good thing.

In other Britney spears related news, her mother, Lynne is releasing her tell-all book 'THROUGH the STORM: A Real Story of FAME AND FAMILY In a TABLOID WORLD". SO DRAMATIC, Lynne!

I think the cover pic is terrble. I think that people would take it more seriously if she put a candid on the cover, or like a picture of her making a "I'm not talkin' bull" face. Instead, we have her posing with a hopefull smirk, gazing out the window. What the fuck is that? Apparently Lynn gets down and dirty re: Britney's sudden fame, admits to having some regrets about how she parented Britney and also dishes on Adnan and the fact that HE WAS DRUGGING BRITNEY. Interesting. (Sidenote: I never realized that Lynne had such giant norks!)

I'm already bored with the idea of this book... almost as bored as you are of this post. I'm out.

SPLUTTERS on FACEBOOK!

Wow, I've typed "splutters on facebook" a few times today, and I am just now realizing how dirty it sounds!

The SPLUTTERS Facebook page went live today, and I couldn't be happier. I have some fun ideas for it and I'm excited to have two different forums going for the Splutters community (i.e. the 3 people that read this blog)

Yay!