Start Spreadin' tha News...

I made it. I am in New York. I am so happy to be here.

I have been plugging away like a son of a bitch, trying to get things going for myself out here. I'll keep everyone posted when things start really picking up.

So my old boss read my blog and I am pretty sure he had a good laugh and maybe sharded in his undies a little. I am removing the contents so that he is not figuratively ass-raped by anyone who reads it. And so that he doesnt ass-rape me.

I think it's more about him not ass-raping me actually.

I loved that man. He really knew how to have a good fuckin time, you know? Where have you gone Bill? Why aren't you here giving me hundred dollar bills to put my legs behind my head?

Never met a person as unaffected as you. RESPECT BILL. Respect. Keep it real.

Now give me a 50 and a gift certificate to Nickel Spa for Men. I hear Olga gives a really good deep tissue.

I have to go drink my important latte and take control of the universe now.

PEACE.