Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough

Hola chiquititas and Esses. Como estan?

So, went to Berlin last night, and had lots of fun with Cassie and DORK. Good times. Tonight is my friend Jessica's Birthday, looking forward to seeing her. Dinner with Emma too!

On with la Post:

First and foremost, a note to Stavros from the bottom of my heart.

Dear Stavros,

I see your aching heart in your eyes. Your sexy, rich eyes. I think that Paris is a fool for letting you go. Do you want to make out with me?

smooches. -G


But seriously folks, isnt he just super cute? Apparently Stavros had a crying fit in front of some nightclub about it all. Sad. On the OTHER hand, Paris and Stavros may not have broken up for the reasons they give in the media. It looks like the Greek billionaire has become the latest victim of the horror that has been tearing through Hollywood - Lindsay Lohan's vagina. Good Ole Stavz was seen with La Lohan "sipping cocktails and dirty dancing" at the L.A. club, Element. Three days later, Niarchos was seen leaving Lohan's room at the Chateau Marmont.

Hell if I were La Lohan's Vaj, I would go for the kill to.

Three Cheers to Lindsay Lohan's loose virginia!

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Madonna has a tight-ass back.

I am a young man, and I wish I had her back. I fuckin hate that bitch.

Here are a couple more pics from her W mag shoot:


She's really pretty amazing. I mean, I know this shit is airbrushed, but still... she looks phenominal.

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I don't care what anyone says, I like skinny Nicole.

I'm not saying that she is a picture of health, or sending out a good message, but I like to look at her chicken legs in all of those designer frock she dives into. she's like twiggy. I also think she is funny and doesn't give a fuck, which i also like. She just wants to have some fun.

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So here is a pic of Xtina Aguilera out and about of her on the set of her new video.

People are trashing her to bits, but I think she looks hot, albeit slightly like a blow up doll. Like a blonde betty page. I also like the fact that she is doing something TOTALLY different than the rest of the stupid hollywood whores right now. I'm interested to hear her new stuff. I've always thought that xtina was the most unfortunately misguided talent. She has some killer pipes.

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I've never liked Eva Longoria.

I just think she is sort of a dumb bitch.

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Now what happened to Keshia Knight Pulliam?

KKP Played Rudy Huxtable on one of my all time fave shows "The Cosby Show". She was flippin cute, and then she started to grow a mustache, so they brought in Raven Simone to be the cute one.

WHAT'S SHE UP TO NOW?

She grew up MUCH hotter than Fatass Raven, did a porn, and was just in the movie Barbershop with Queen Latifah. She went to college or something too. No babies or husbands yet. Maybe she still wants to make a couple more pornos. I say go for the gold, KK! Cash in on that pseudo-fame!
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And lastly I leave you with Tom Cruise performing a mating dance native to his home planet zornox Z2b3



Fucking creepy dude.

I'm off. Ta for now.

-G-