BAD BLOGGIN'

I've been a busy bee the last few days, I apologize for not getting a blog up. But I promise that today's post will make up for lost time.

Sorry I've been a bad blogger.

OK! So, First off some pics from Karaoke with friends a few nights ago. Our friend Susan was in town, and it was nice to have her back in chi-town for a couple days. Susan AND her fabulous shoes. Unfortch there are no pictures of Susan at this time, but there are pictures of BIGGAYME and delightful Sarah.

Here is one of me singing HIGHER LOVE by Steve Winwood. Goodtimes a la Jerri Blank.



Here is one of Sarah and I who, I must say, were particularly silly that night. Please take note of Sarah's hair in this picture. It's like she was riding a roller coaster. Perhaps the roller coaster of life? You decide.


The night was tons of fun and I can't wait to do it again.

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This is my favorite Commercial ever, starring none other than Matt LeBlanc.




IN OTHER NEWS:

TomKitten's space pod has finally landed on earth, after it's launch from Planet Xornox (Zeebian Sector) a few light years ago. I'll say, this has been quite the wiild ride, watching this scientologic wonder unfold. I certainly hope that Katie Holmes is preparred for the dirty road that lies ahead. Those paparazzi are going to be on her like lesbians on the ticketmaster line the morning the lilith fair tix go on sale.

Before it was confirmed that Katie Holmes was pregnant (and before she started strapping a balance ball under her mumus) the media always pointed out that Tom placed his hand on Katie's tummy to imply her pregnancy. In the picture above we see Katie holding Tom's stomach. It seems, that tom is now carrying as well. CONGRATS TOM!

No more manic jumping attacks on daytime TV anymore, we don't want to harm the baby.

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So I have a google personalized homepage, it is very convenient and you can do a lot with it, but right now, it is proving to be quite the distraction. They have this DaVinci Code game that is updated everyday, and you play alaong and solve these creepy puzzles and you have to, like, do sleuth work on the internet to find info, etc... it's kind of cool. I feel like a detective.



Nancy Drew, Eeevun.



BTW, Don't fuck with AC Slater People.

He's Got the Headlock DOWN.

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In the picture below I feel that Brittany Murphy looks like a Jessica Simpson, Fergie Hybrid. Quite Creepy.



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The DIVORCE between EDDIE MURPHY and his pretty wife has been finalized. He's a big dickwad... I'm glad she got away from him. Rumor has it he has been cheating on her with a trannie.


The sad thing is that I wasn't joking about the trannie thing.

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Ummmm....... Avril, Buddy, What's goin on here?



She looks like one of the girls on America's Next Top Model after the "You have one minute to pick out a top model outfit from this rack of crappy clothes and take an amazing picture" challenge.

Speaking of America's Next Top Model (Quite possibly the best show on television right now) Let's give a hand to the self-proclaimed first supermodel, Janice Dickinson.



Modest Janice.

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Hey People... NEW SECTION: Whatever happened to?

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO MAYIM BIALIK?



Mayim Bialik, best known for her role on the TV show Blossom, was born on 12th December, 1975 in San Diego, California.
Bialik got her first acting break when she was a young girl in the movie, Beaches (1988), where she played the young version of Bette Midler's character. She was the only girl with as unfortunate of looks as Bette Midler they could find to play the role.

Mayim is a Jewgoil and is a Jewish Studies major. Mayim has been taking a break from her stressful acting career to concentrate on her studying.

She graduated from UCLA June 2000, and will begin studies towards her Ph.D. in neuroscience this fall at UCLA.
She is currently in a relationship with a fellow student who she has been with for several years. She also Popped out a baby boy. Slut.

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Lastly I would like to post a Goldfrapp vid because I think she is the shit and I think this video is hilarious and cool as hell... and I know James likes it cuz of the doggies :)