GEVALT GESHREEYEH!
(Note: This post was supposed to go up last night at around 11pm but the internet was not running well enough for me to do it, alas... here is the post that would have been.)
JESUS ON A MATZOH!
This strange phenomenon occured two evenings ago at the Arnold residence in South Bend, IN. Emma Arnold, a jewish princess, opened up the first bag of Matzohs to be consumed on this first evening of Passover. As she pulled the Shmura Matzoh from the bag she noticed something: The downturned face of Jesus burned onto the Matzoh!
Truly a miracle. The 8th wonder of the goddamned world. Take a look:
This majestic beacon of hope can be yours for display (or consumption), Emma is selling this sign o' the times on Ebay. Act fast! The Bids are pilling up!
Here is the link to the Mystical Matzoh on Ebay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7406985034
Happy Passover. Shalom.
JESUS ON A MATZOH!
This strange phenomenon occured two evenings ago at the Arnold residence in South Bend, IN. Emma Arnold, a jewish princess, opened up the first bag of Matzohs to be consumed on this first evening of Passover. As she pulled the Shmura Matzoh from the bag she noticed something: The downturned face of Jesus burned onto the Matzoh!
Truly a miracle. The 8th wonder of the goddamned world. Take a look:
This majestic beacon of hope can be yours for display (or consumption), Emma is selling this sign o' the times on Ebay. Act fast! The Bids are pilling up!
Here is the link to the Mystical Matzoh on Ebay:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=7406985034
Happy Passover. Shalom.
posted by Gregory at
10:39 AM
2 Comments:
I don't see it at all,
it's just a matza.
I hope that girl can't sell it, or it breaks when it ships.
no it is a special matzoh it is our lord jesus
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