The sun is shining, I'm in a better mood...

.... and I found some funny pics and juicy gossip online. So LET'S GET TO IT!

Simon Rex was found in the dark corner of a club in NYC with his dick out, getting ready to take a piss. He was probably trying to pick up a man-trick. I LOVE Simon rex... he's like a real life DIRK DIGGLER. He was in gay porn, AND he fucked Paris Hilton.

SIMON gets an A for EFFORT.




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In other news, Miss Jackson is looking pretty FUCKING GREAT.



I found this picture on Dlisted (a really great site with a HILARIOUS webmaster) documenting her recent weight loss.

Nice Janet... hurry up now, we need you on the scene since britney obviously isn't going to be making any sexy music vids any time soon...



I love how everyone is saying she is the new Madonna... she could have been if she didn't go all WT on our asses. More like Madonna's retarded sister that she doesn't talk about.

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just fascinating. What do YOU want him to do with the gun? What happens next? Post a comment and tell me.

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And Last, but certainly not least is this hilarious picture of Carrie "Jesus Take the Wheel" Underpoo, and GIANTESS JUDD @ the CMT Music Awards.
















It's like the beginnings of a really bad porn.... Carrie looks like a goddamned deer in headlights, cuz she knows BIG MOMMA JUDD IS GONNA STICK IT TO HER REAL GOOD.