CARE'S CORNER!

Well, Hello again campers! It's your good friend Care, ready to help out the masses with my god-like wisdom and knack for people stuff. Full speed ahead!

Our first question comes from Cynthia Lee Kabuki, from an undisclosed locale. But considering the last name, I think it's safe to assume that she is from China or Japan or one of those other countries where the small, quick people live. They are all the same to me. Cynthia L-K, the oriental reader, asks:

"Why is Mariah Carey's new album titled E=MC2? Didn't Albert Einstein already title an album that!?!?"

Well Cynthia, I think that this is a really great question. First of all, I'd like to point out that Albert Einstein was NOT a musician, but he actually led an extremely dull and uninformed life as an accountant for the Dutchess of Pooscoopville. He could not have had named an album that he never recorded, now could he!

E=MC2 doesn't mean anything. I don't know what you are talking about.

As for why Mariah named her album E=MC2... I'm not quite sure. It could be because she is a large amazonian trolling whore. It could be the fact that she is aware of people thinkin she is just as dumb as the day is long and wanted to seem smart or something like that. I personally think it is atrocious and evil. Science proves nothing. Why advocate a farse? This heathen whore needs to crawl back to shitville or where ever the hell she is from.

And she can't dance and she's fat and she's a whore a dirty dirty whore.

Lots of hugs,

CARE!

P.S. Today's sweater is called "IRISH MIST OF SPRING RAINS CAN SHINE ZIG SWEATER"