STARNOTES!

Dear Patti Stanger of Bravo's 'THE MILLIONAIRE MATCHMAKER':



One of your boobs is flat and sort of square-ish and the other one is round. I Just thought I should let you know.

Much Love,





Oh and PS: You have the biggest head I have ever seen in my entire life. If you pull your hair back, it will make your neck look longer, and thusly your head more proportionate with the rest of your body. It will also make you look more like a woman and less like an NFL quarterback with a bad wig on.

Philanthropy is so exhausting.